Forty seconds on Vaughan Street
Five people remember the same forty seconds outside a bakery. No two accounts agree on the weather, the fruit, the dog or who was filming. Everyone is certain. Satire.
Archive
Month: June 2026
Fyre Festival was a marketing case study before it was a crime
An orange square, 400 accounts, 95% of tickets gone in 48 hours. Billy McFarland got six years. No influencer was ever charged or found liable.
The wardrobe is rented, and that’s a real industry
$45 a month for a Chanel bag. $50 an hour for the room. $425 an hour for a jet that never leaves. The published price list for an aspirational photograph.
The laws that made retouching illegal, and why nothing happened
France, Norway and Israel criminalised undisclosed body retouching in advertising. Norway even specified the label to seven per cent of the image. Between them, they have produced no meaningful enforcement action at all.
The room is not the room
A location scout for lifestyle content explains the trade: honest windows, plausible clutter, and the forty kitchens that are all secretly the same kitchen. Satire.